There is so much wealth out there that can make our country so rich. The Saudis make $1 billion a day. $1 billion a day. They've got nothing but money. And they're tired of spending money. That's true. So we’re gonna frack them. By the way, speaking of my family, they bring drugs. They bring … Continue reading Another Bad Script Reading
Month: February 2017
Sick and Longing for a Walgreen’s Bathroom
This is a work of fiction. This is ONLY a work of fiction. Any nouns involved in similar events is purely coincidental (and pretty damn hilarious!)
Another Bad Script Reading
"People say, "Oh, you don't like China?" No. But their leaders are much smarter than our leaders, and we can't sustain ourself with Tom Brady. That’s right. That’s right. We have the New England Patriots, but we don't know how to use them –– because our leaders don't understand the game. So this man tells … Continue reading Another Bad Script Reading
BAD SPEECH WRITING
“Thank you. It's great to be at Trump Tower. Some of the candidates, they went in. They didn't know the air-conditioner didn't work. They sweated like dogs. When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo? It doesn't exist, folks. China comes over and they dump all their stuff, and I buy it. … Continue reading BAD SPEECH WRITING
Memories of the Son
I remember the sun- its light of a thousand moments, all vying for their fifteen minutes. Scratching at the sorrow of another yesterday while shivering up to a dumpster- society’s leftovers; served up on a concrete platter. I remember her eyes. Electric spheres of blue rising over an imperfect smile- the smoking gun clenched … Continue reading Memories of the Son
HappyAngrySweetHollow
The world is full of fuck, so fuck it all. Fermented beneath overgrown mounds of earth rising like ancient crypts of the sun and while looming palms line the highway like manicured streetlamps erect in the majesty of their phallic order- American perversion taking the world by storm. A child wonders at their father ‘Does everyone feel this … Continue reading HappyAngrySweetHollow
Cat Litter (a haiku)
Hard, reaching fingers Scraping your surface- combing For lost granules ----Jonathan Renfield
