Perhaps it's time to hire a writer, Mr. President...
Month: February 2017
Sick, and Longing for a Walgreen’s Bathroom
This is a work of fiction. Any nouns involved in similar events is purely coincidental (and pretty damn hilarious!)
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Another Bad Speech Writing
Perhaps it's time to hire a writer, Mr. President...
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Bad Speech Writing
Perhaps it's time to hire a writer, Mr. President...
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Memories of the Sun
Shitty coffeehouse poetry
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HappyAngrySweetHollow
More shitty 3am coffeehouse poetry. Doubt you can make sense of it
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Cat Litter (a haiku)
Spoiler: it's a Haiku
