These are the first few pages of the fourth chapter in Smith's saga.
Bullets, Guns, and the "Great Pink Donkey"
Salt: the American spice
This is the third chapter in Smith's calamity. If you feel you have stumbled upon this page by accident, stay calm, and hit the back button very slowly...
This is the second chapter of the misanthropic adventures of a junkie named Smith (now reread that five times fast), titled: "Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell". If you haven't already read the first chapter, you can find it in the "Home" button at top, titled: "Sick and Longing for a Walgreen's Bathroom". DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR CHILDREN (or any age).
Perhaps it's time to hire a writer, Mr. President...
Does this excerpt need a hyphen?