Ugh! Where are your morals?! You are what you read, and we all judge you for it.
This is the fourth chapter in Smith's anti-saga. Do try to enjoy if you really must read it.
Bullets, Bastards, and the "Great Pink Donkey"
Salt: the American spice
This is the third chapter in Smith's anti-saga. If you feel you have stumbled upon this page by accident, stay calm, and hit the back button very slowly...