People often ask me if I've ever tried writing in any form other than "bad". No. No I have not. Enjoy!
This is the fourth chapter in Smith's anti-saga. Do try to enjoy if you really must read it.
Bullets, Bastards, and the "Great Pink Donkey"
This is the third chapter in Smith's anti-saga. If you feel you have stumbled upon this page by accident, stay calm, and hit the back button very slowly...
This is the second chapter of the misanthropic adventures of a junkie named Smith (now reread that five times fast), titled: "Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell". If you haven't already read the first chapter, you can find it in the "Home" button at top, titled: "Sick and Longing for a Walgreen's Bathroom".
DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR CHILDREN (or any age).