MSG

MSG is a brief comical skit about salt, family, and heroic endeavors. Enjoy Jimmy No-Shoes is an ignorant hick. Just, terribly ignorant! His only source of income is procured through his employment in a salt mine in Generic-Ville, U.S.A. There, deep in the earth, Jimmy No-Shoes spends his time swinging a pickax, often returning home … Continue reading MSG

Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell

This is the second chapter of the misanthropic adventures of a junkie named Smith (now reread that five times fast), titled: "Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell". If you haven't already read the first chapter, you can find it on my blog titled: "Sick and Longing for a Walgreen's Bathroom". DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR CHILDREN … Continue reading Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell

Bad Script Reading

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Thank you very much. Thank you. Before we discuss the Paris accord, I'd like to begin with an update on my tremendous, Big, big, absolutely tremendous, and big power. I am very, very tremendous, and big, believe me. (APPLAUSE) Thank you, thank you. You know, I was elected to represent Big, big business … Continue reading Bad Script Reading

ANOTHER BAD SCRIPT READING

Thank you very much. Swamp of government, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, members of violent crime ... (APPLAUSE) ... the first lady of the United States, and citizens of America –– tonight, I am here to deliver a message of hate and evil in all of its very ugly forms. Tonight, we are reminded of our … Continue reading ANOTHER BAD SCRIPT READING

Bad Script Reading

“Thank you. It's great to be at Trump Tower. Some of the candidates, they went in. They didn't know the air-conditioner didn't work. They sweated like dogs. Our country is in serious trouble. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China. I beat China all the time. All the time. When … Continue reading Bad Script Reading