People often ask me if I've ever tried writing in any form other than "bad". No. No I have not. Enjoy!
You Know What Sucks More Than Bad Poetry? Love Poems. Enjoy
This is the fourth chapter in Smith's anti-saga. Do try to enjoy if you really must read it.
Bullets, Bastards, and the "Great Pink Donkey"
This is the third chapter in Smith's anti-saga. If you feel you have stumbled upon this page by accident, stay calm, and hit the back button very slowly...