People often ask me if I've ever tried writing in any form other than "bad". No. No I have not. Enjoy!
Prose
“I Love You”
You Know What Sucks More Than Bad Poetry? Love Poems. Enjoy
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Acid-Flashing in A Cuckoo’s Harem
This is the fourth chapter in Smith's anti-saga. Do try to enjoy if you really must read it.
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American Bullet
Bullets, Bastards, and the "Great Pink Donkey"
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Corkscrew Penises, and Other Fowl Epiphanies
This is the third chapter in Smith's anti-saga. If you feel you have stumbled upon this page by accident, stay calm, and hit the back button very slowly...
