Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell

This is the second chapter of the misanthropic adventures of a junkie named Smith (now reread that five times fast), titled: "Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell". If you haven't already read the first chapter, you can find it on my blog titled: "Sick and Longing for a Walgreen's Bathroom". DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR CHILDREN … Continue reading Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell

Another Bad Script Reading

There is so much wealth out there that can make our country so rich. The Saudis make $1 billion a day. $1 billion a day. They've got nothing but money. And they're tired of spending money. That's true. So we’re gonna frack them. By the way, speaking of my family, they bring drugs. They bring … Continue reading Another Bad Script Reading

Bad Script Reading

“Thank you. It's great to be at Trump Tower. Some of the candidates, they went in. They didn't know the air-conditioner didn't work. They sweated like dogs. Our country is in serious trouble. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China. I beat China all the time. All the time. When … Continue reading Bad Script Reading