Trite Shite Right? Well fuckity-doo you just discovered it. Now what?
People often ask me if I've ever tried writing in any form other than "bad". No. No I have not. Enjoy!
You Know What Sucks More Than Bad Poetry? Love Poems. Enjoy
Ever get a tune stuck in your head? Visit an Exorcist.
This is the third chapter in Smith's anti-saga. If you feel you have stumbled upon this page by accident, stay calm, and hit the back button very slowly...