People often ask me if I've ever tried writing in any form other than "bad". No. No I have not. Enjoy!
Bad Poetry
“I Love You”
You Know What Sucks More Than Bad Poetry? Love Poems. Enjoy
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Turkey Stuffer
Ever get a tune stuck in your head? Visit an Exorcist.
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Corkscrew Penises, and Other Fowl Epiphanies
This is the third chapter in Smith's anti-saga. If you feel you have stumbled upon this page by accident, stay calm, and hit the back button very slowly...
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Naked Hysteria in a Come Lacquered Cell
This is the second chapter of the misanthropic adventures of a junkie named Smith (now reread that five times fast), titled: "Naked Hysteria in a Cum Lacquered Cell". If you haven't already read the first chapter, you can find it in the "Home" button at top, titled: "Sick and Longing for a Walgreen's Bathroom".
DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR CHILDREN (or any age).
